Chocolate Math
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. More than once but less than 10 times.
2. Multiply this number by 2.
3. Add 5.
4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator
(Click Start button, run, calc.)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1760 ....
If you haven't had a birthday, add 1759.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number.
The first digit of this was your original number. This is the number of times you want to have chocolate each week).
The next two numbers are:
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
Personality Quiz
If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose?
Kit-Kat
Mars
Coffee Crisp
Snickers
Hershey's
Aero
Oh Henry
Reeses Peanut butter cups
Chocolate Coated raisins
Kit-Kat.....Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.
Mars.....You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.
Coffee Crisp.....Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Snickers.....Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker, however, you are a friend for life.
Hershey's.....Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt.
Aero.....Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you.
Oh Henry....You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
Reeses Peanut butter cups....You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm-hearted person.
Chocolate covered raisins.....You go to the bathroom often.
Kit-Kat
Mars
Coffee Crisp
Snickers
Hershey's
Aero
Oh Henry
Reeses Peanut butter cups
Chocolate Coated raisins
Kit-Kat.....Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.
Mars.....You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.
Coffee Crisp.....Smooth, sexy, and articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Snickers.....Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker, however, you are a friend for life.
Hershey's.....Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt.
Aero.....Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you.
Oh Henry....You like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control.
Reeses Peanut butter cups....You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm-hearted person.
Chocolate covered raisins.....You go to the bathroom often.
